“I May Look Calm, but in My Head I’ve Pecked You Three Times” pairs a colorful, bespectacled chicken with a hilariously restrained warning. The retro sunset and playful poultry artwork capture the difference between appearing peaceful and thinking decidedly less peaceful thoughts.
Wear it while tending the coop, visiting the farmers market, running errands, or whenever staying calm requires a very active imagination.
Printed on a lightweight unisex jersey muscle tank made from soft combed and ring-spun cotton. Select colors use cotton/polyester blends, and the open armholes make it easy to wear alone or layer.
Details
- Combed and ring-spun cotton; fiber content varies by color
- Lightweight unisex retail fit
- Sleeveless muscle-tank cut
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Machine washable; tumble dry
Where Style & Quality Meet
Meticulously handcrafted pet accessories from the finest materials, designed to elevate your pet’s lifestyle and complement your personal style.
Southlake Paws
Born in Southlake, Texas, and delivered nationwide. We curate the finest luxury supplies for dogs, cats, and horses—from hand-stitched leather tack to designer bedding. We are proud to bring the standard of Southlake luxury to stables and homes across the USA.
