“Today’s Goal: Keep the Kids Alive” celebrates the most essential item on every parent’s or teacher’s daily checklist. Bold lettering and leafy accents give this honest, humorous goal the attention it deserves.
Wear it for school days, field trips, family adventures, or any busy day when simply getting everyone home safely counts as a major victory.
Printed on a lightweight unisex V-neck jersey tee made from soft combed and ring-spun cotton. Select colors use cotton/polyester blends, and the side-seamed retail fit gives it a clean everyday shape.
Details
- Combed and ring-spun cotton; fiber content varies by color
- Modern unisex V-neck fit
- Side-seamed construction with a tear-away label
- Machine washable; tumble dry
Where Style & Quality Meet
Meticulously handcrafted pet accessories from the finest materials, designed to elevate your pet’s lifestyle and complement your personal style.



