“I Seriously Need a Speed Bump Between My Brain and My Mouth” features an innocent-looking raccoon covering its mouth after another thought escapes too quickly. The playful black-and-white artwork captures the familiar experience of speaking first and reconsidering everything moments later.
Wear it to work, family gatherings, casual outings, or anywhere your internal editor has a habit of arriving late.
Printed on a lightweight unisex V-neck jersey tee made from soft combed and ring-spun cotton. Select colors use cotton/polyester blends, and the side-seamed retail fit gives it a clean everyday shape.
Details
- Combed and ring-spun cotton; fiber content varies by color
- Modern unisex V-neck fit
- Side-seamed construction with a tear-away label
- Machine washable; tumble dry
Where Style & Quality Meet
Meticulously handcrafted pet accessories from the finest materials, designed to elevate your pet’s lifestyle and complement your personal style.


