$67.00
Tall hat. Tall ideals. Impeccable taste. Decked in velvet black and patriotic red, this smiling sentinel of unity commands attention and respect (and maybe your best tree branch). From stovepipe to reflector, every detail of...
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Tall hat. Tall ideals. Impeccable taste.
Decked in velvet black and patriotic red, this smiling sentinel of unity commands attention and respect (and maybe your best tree branch). From stovepipe to reflector, every detail of this ornament is crafted in the spirit of dignity, wit, and timeless charm.
For lovers of liberty, stovepipe silhouettes, and the enduring power of a good beard.
Dimensions: 5.5" x 3" x 2.5"
This piece is part of the Declaration of Elegance Collection, released in 2024.
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