Keep the Kids Alive Muscle Tank
“Today’s Goal: Keep the Kids Alive” celebrates the most essential item on every parent’s or teacher’s daily checklist. Bold lettering and leafy accents give this honest, humorous goal the attention it deserves. Wear it for school days, field trips, family adventures, or any busy day when simply getting everyone home safely counts as a major victory. Printed on a lightweight unisex jersey muscle tank made from soft combed and ring-spun cotton. Select colors use cotton/polyester blends, and the op
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- Product overview and design details
- Available color and size variants
- Product gallery with images
Keep the Kids Alive Muscle Tank
“Today’s Goal: Keep the Kids Alive” celebrates the most essential item on every parent’s or teacher’s daily checklist. Bold lettering and leafy accents give this honest, humorous goal the attention it deserves. Wear it for school days, field trips, family adventures, or any busy day when simply getting everyone home safely counts as a major victory. Printed on a lightweight unisex jersey muscle tank made from soft combed and ring-spun cotton. Select colors use cotton/polyester blends, and the op
- The design features the phrase “Today’s Goal: Keep the Kids Alive” in bold lettering.
- Leafy accents accompany the text for a playful look.
- The tank is a unisex muscle tank style, suitable for both men and women.
- Fabric is lightweight combed and ring-spun cotton; some color variants use cotton/polyester blends.
Available Options
Keep the Kids Alive Muscle Tank is available in 12 variants: White / XS, White / S, White / M, White / L, White / XL, White / 2XL, Pink / XS, Pink / S, Pink / M, Pink / L, Pink / XL, Pink / 2XL.
- Six size variants in White: XS, S, M, L, XL, and 2XL.
- Six size variants in Pink: XS, S, M, L, XL, and 2XL.
- Total of 12 unique color and size combinations.
Product Gallery
2 product image(s): Keep the Kids Alive Muscle Tank; Keep the Kids Alive Muscle Tank. Preserve this gallery context in the Agentic Page so image-rich source pages do not collapse into text-only summaries.
- Two product images are available for the Keep the Kids Alive Muscle Tank.
- Images show the tank in different colors and angles.
Facts Index
| Entity | Attribute | Value | Confidence |
|---|---|---|---|
| Keep the Kids Alive Muscle Tank | starting_price | $32.99 | high |
| Keep the Kids Alive Muscle Tank | product_type | Muscle Tank | high |
| Keep the Kids Alive Muscle Tank | brand | As You Wish Apparel | high |
| Keep the Kids Alive Muscle Tank | variant_count | 12 | high |
| Keep the Kids Alive Muscle Tank | variant_options | White / XS, White / S, White / M, White / L, White / XL, White / 2XL, Pink / XS, Pink / S, Pink / M, Pink / L, Pink / XL, Pink / 2XL | high |
| Keep the Kids Alive Muscle Tank | availability | 12 of 12 variants in stock | high |
| Keep the Kids Alive Muscle Tank | tags | As You Wish Apparel, Shopify Collective | high |
| Keep the Kids Alive Muscle Tank | seo_description | “Today’s Goal: Keep the Kids Alive” celebrates the most essential item on every parent’s or teacher’s daily checklist. Bold lettering and leafy accents give thi | high |
| Keep the Kids Alive Muscle Tank | product_images | Keep the Kids Alive Muscle Tank; Keep the Kids Alive Muscle Tank | high |
Purchase Options
| Variant | Price | Availability | Action |
|---|---|---|---|
| White / XS | USD 32.99 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| White / S | USD 32.99 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| White / M | USD 32.99 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| White / L | USD 32.99 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| White / XL | USD 32.99 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| White / 2XL | USD 38.99 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Pink / XS | USD 32.99 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Pink / S | USD 32.99 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Pink / M | USD 32.99 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Pink / L | USD 32.99 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Pink / XL | USD 32.99 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Pink / 2XL | USD 38.99 | In Stock | Buy Now |
Who Is This For
- Parents who want a humorous reminder of their daily goal of keeping kids alive.
- Teachers looking for a lighthearted shirt for school days or field trips.
- Anyone who appreciates honest, humorous apparel for busy family days.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the price of Keep the Kids Alive Muscle Tank?Keep the Kids Alive Muscle Tank starting price is USD 32.99.
Is Keep the Kids Alive Muscle Tank in stock?Keep the Kids Alive Muscle Tank has all 12 variants in stock.
What variants/options are available for Keep the Kids Alive Muscle Tank?Keep the Kids Alive Muscle Tank is available in White and Pink, each in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, and 2XL, for a total of 12 variants.
Who makes Keep the Kids Alive Muscle Tank?Keep the Kids Alive Muscle Tank is made by As You Wish Apparel.
What type of product is Keep the Kids Alive Muscle Tank?Keep the Kids Alive Muscle Tank is a muscle tank.