Jesus Disappointments Unisex V-Neck Shirt
The Jesus Disappointments Unisex V-Neck Shirt is a sarcastic religious humor t-shirt featuring the design "Disappointments: All of You" with an outstretched Jesus, rich red-and-gold artwork, a crown of thorns, and distressed lettering. It is printed on a lightweight unisex V-neck jersey tee made from soft combed and ring-spun cotton, with some color variants using a cotton/polyester blend. The shirt is intended for casual gatherings, church-group events, or any setting where faith and dark humor are appreciated.
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Jesus Disappointments Unisex V-Neck Shirt
“Disappointments: All of You” pairs an outstretched Jesus with an irreverently blunt assessment of humanity. Rich red-and-gold artwork, a crown of thorns, and distressed lettering give the sarcastic religious humor a dramatic vintage style. Wear it to casual gatherings, church-group events, or anywhere faith and an unapologetically dark sense of humor come together. Printed on a lightweight unisex V-neck jersey tee made from soft combed and ring-spun cotton. Select colors use cotton/polyester blend.
- The design features the text "Disappointments: All of You" paired with an outstretched Jesus.
- The artwork includes rich red-and-gold colors, a crown of thorns, and distressed lettering.
- The shirt is intended for casual gatherings, church-group events, or any setting where faith and dark humor are appreciated.
- The garment is a lightweight unisex V-neck jersey tee made from soft combed and ring-spun cotton.
- Some color variants use a cotton/polyester blend.
Available Options
Jesus Disappointments Unisex V-Neck Shirt is available in 20 variants across 4 colors (Black, Purple, Gray, Blue) and 5 sizes (XS, S, M, L, XL).
- Available in Black, Purple, Gray, and Blue.
- Available in sizes XS, S, M, L, and XL.
- Total of 20 variant combinations.
Product Gallery
The product gallery contains 4 images of the Jesus Disappointments Unisex V-Neck Shirt.
- The product gallery includes 4 images showing the shirt from different angles and color options.
Facts Index
| Entity | Attribute | Value | Confidence |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jesus Disappointments Unisex V-Neck Shirt | starting_price | $29.99 | high |
| Jesus Disappointments Unisex V-Neck Shirt | product_type | Unisex V-Neck Shirt | high |
| Jesus Disappointments Unisex V-Neck Shirt | brand | As You Wish Apparel | high |
| Jesus Disappointments Unisex V-Neck Shirt | variant_count | 20 | high |
| Jesus Disappointments Unisex V-Neck Shirt | variant_options | Black / XS, Black / S, Black / M, Black / L, Black / XL, Purple / XS, Purple / S, Purple / M, Purple / L, Purple / XL, Gray / XS, Gray / S, Gray / M, Gray / L, Gray / XL, Blue / XS, Blue / S, Blue / M, Blue / L, Blue / XL | high |
| Jesus Disappointments Unisex V-Neck Shirt | availability | 20 of 20 variants in stock | high |
| Jesus Disappointments Unisex V-Neck Shirt | tags | As You Wish Apparel, Shopify Collective | high |
| Jesus Disappointments Unisex V-Neck Shirt | seo_description | “Disappointments: All of You” pairs an outstretched Jesus with an irreverently blunt assessment of humanity. Rich red-and-gold artwork, a crown of thorns, and d | high |
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Purchase Options
| Variant | Price | Availability | Action |
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| Black / XS | USD 29.99 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Black / S | USD 29.99 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Black / M | USD 29.99 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Black / L | USD 29.99 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Black / XL | USD 29.99 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Purple / XS | USD 29.99 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Purple / S | USD 29.99 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Purple / M | USD 29.99 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Purple / L | USD 29.99 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Purple / XL | USD 29.99 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Gray / XS | USD 29.99 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Gray / S | USD 29.99 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Gray / M | USD 29.99 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Gray / L | USD 29.99 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Gray / XL | USD 29.99 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Blue / XS | USD 29.99 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Blue / S | USD 29.99 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Blue / M | USD 29.99 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Blue / L | USD 29.99 | In Stock | Buy Now |
| Blue / XL | USD 29.99 | In Stock | Buy Now |
Who Is This For
- Individuals who enjoy sarcastic religious humor with a dark, irreverent twist.
- Suitable for casual gatherings and church-group events where faith and dark humor are appreciated.
- Unisex design suitable for any gender.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the price of Jesus Disappointments Unisex V-Neck Shirt?The Jesus Disappointments Unisex V-Neck Shirt starting price is $29.99.
Is Jesus Disappointments Unisex V-Neck Shirt in stock?Yes, the Jesus Disappointments Unisex V-Neck Shirt has 20 of 20 variants in stock.
What variants are available for Jesus Disappointments Unisex V-Neck Shirt?The Jesus Disappointments Unisex V-Neck Shirt is available in 20 variants: Black (XS-XL), Purple (XS-XL), Gray (XS-XL), and Blue (XS-XL).
Who makes Jesus Disappointments Unisex V-Neck Shirt?The Jesus Disappointments Unisex V-Neck Shirt is made by As You Wish Apparel.
What type of product is Jesus Disappointments Unisex V-Neck Shirt?The Jesus Disappointments Unisex V-Neck Shirt is a Unisex V-Neck Shirt.